Anti-barefoot assault vehicle!

  I spotted something totally terrifying on I-91 heading up to Hartford CT one afternoon:

Shoe mobile

This is obviously what the Shoe Police bring out to restore order when the Zapata Rebellion starts to get out of control.  Protecting the prejudice for shoddies everywhere!  Look at the sole thickness and heel rise on that thing -- will handily keep you completely out of touch with your environment, and a guaranteed ankle-breaker on tricky surfaces.

_H*   170317   (*hic*)

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